This bag of bugles (that I just coincidentally ate half of in my car) doesn’t expire until my birthday next year … I doubt they’ll last that long.
This morning on the way to work I saw the best EVER boat name. ever. Ever. Ever.
You ready for it?
AQUAHOLIC. fucking perfect I tell ya.
Then farther down the road Ella says: “I hope I get to shoot my 243 this weekend. It’s been so long! I miss her. I can’t wait to shoot my baby!”
I told her she should probably not say that in public.
"I figured that…but I just wanted to ask"
Usually a really asshole type question is stated.
Spending the morning with these meanies.
“People say things like ‘Hasn’t this summer been beautiful?’ And you think to yourself that it looked nice through the slit of your cubicle wall.” Why can’t adults just enjoy summer?
gif via Inside my head
I would kill for an alcoholic beverage right now.